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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of a cock blocker? A Rooster Booster"
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"Hey, baby, I wish you were my definite integral so you'd be the thing underneath me."
"In a recent drug use quiz at work, I won. Nobody got higher than me."
"A tree falls in the forest and kills a baby, whos fault is it? The lumberjack"
"Man to very beautiful airhostess:- ""What's your name?"" Air hostess:- ""Eva Benz.."" Man :- ""Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"" Air hostess:- (smiling) ""maintenance cost is same"" :D"
"What did one coffin say to the other? Is that you coughin'?"
"I like to play chess in the park with bald men... ...Although sometimes it's hard to find 32 of them."
"I love my 6 pack abs so much that I protect them with a thick layer of fat."
"If at first you don't succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care."
"What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower? 'Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast."