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Joke of the Day
"What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common? Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)"
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"Two of the three times I've jumped out of a moving car, Beiber was on the radio. The other time my grandma entered the freeway the wrong way."
"I once went out with a girl that said she was flexible like a Slinky. Two flights of stairs later, I decided she wasn't."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and willing to choke me a little bit."
"How do you say bra in German? dashud sthapem from flappen"
"What's the worst thing about kidnapping and raping a young child to death in a dark alley? Getting blood all over your clown suit"
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot... ...It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"[paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak] wife: ""it's so beautiful"" me: ""can you believe they named this after a website?"""
"What's the difference between having sex on two twin beds pushed together and Reganomics? You get fucked and fall through the cracks."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Sign seen in a bar: ""Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."""