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Joke of the Day
"eer booze and fun!' 'Sign seen in a bar: ""Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."""
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"""Hey dude, have you ever considered being a comedian?"" Yes but everyone laughed at me."
"Worm CEO cuts workforce in half, doubles productivity"
"Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school? I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."
"Mexican Olympic Team Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics? Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."
"I sing like an amputee I can't hold a note. I can't carry a tune."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field! :p"
"Hope there is a particularly fiery spot in hell for anyone capable of losing a dog in an enclosed dog park."
"I was sitting in calculus class, and the teacher asked us how we can ideally take the derivative of a logarithm... I said,"" I like my logarithms like my women, all natural""."
"I hate when I lose an argument and then seventeen years later I think up a witty come back."