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Joke of the Day
"eer booze and fun!' 'Sign seen in a bar: ""Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."""
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"Hey baby, you want to come back to my place? I do one hell of a Bill Cosby impression I'd love to show you"
"What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence."
"How did the trout become a symbol for Christianity? Easy. By dropping ""trou"""
"[looks over neighbour's fence while he's in the pool] ""Dude, we get it. You can hold your breath for [looks at watch] 19 days."""
"A man on the subway awoke to an early morning blowjob. He had left his mouth open while he was sleeping"
"I'm not saying your girlfriend is a whore I'm just saying she's under more sheets than the KKK."
"What is the most ironic thing a Jew can say? I want to be cremated."
"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ"
"TIL that a baby can recognize its mother's heartbeat due to how much time they spent inside their mom I can also recognize your mom's heartbeat."