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Joke of the Day

"Honey, look what I found on our son's computer *opens folder of walkthroughs, wife starts sobbing* I'm calling the police"

"Joke A dyslexic man walked into a bra."

"Wife ran into my ex girlfriend today. I asked if she still looked good? Always wondered what the worst thing I could say was. That was it."

"I'd get into a lesbian relationship just to mooch my girlfriend's hair care products."

"A really fat friend sat on her cat, long story short - now I can add search & rescue, proctologist and vet to my resume."

"My business portfolio is a cigarette butt inside an empty beer bottle."

"My best friend is so white she pays for her kid's school lunches."

"Why don't they let Pakistanis take corners in soccer? Because they'll set up a shop."

"A man is drunk outside a bar Suddenly he starts beating up a nun walking by. Two bystanders pull him off the battered nun and the drunk yells ""you ain't so tuff now are you batman!"""

"So I've been studying up on clams lately I want to take up boxing, and I heard part of training is mussel memory."