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Joke of the Day
"A man was masturbating in an airplane He was arrested for highjacking"
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"Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her."
"What does a baby computer call his father? Data."
"I'll sell my broken watch when the time is right."
"I got a $100 bill tattood on my penis, if the wife wants to blow $100 she doesn't even need to leave the house."
"What do pedophiles and McDonalds have in common? They are both bad for kids, but *I'm lovin it!*"
"Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy)."
"Take me down to the paraphrase city. Where it's nice."
"In memory of Arnold Palmer, I wore my golf underwear today... ...the one's with 18 holes. (Too soon?)"
"Why is Donald Trump like a college football team in Tijuana? They're both slipping in the polls."