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Joke of the Day
"A man was masturbating in an airplane He was arrested for highjacking"
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"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body then I was born."
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"Two Dicks... Two dicks were hanging out at a bar."
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"So I was nailing my girl from behind ... After we were done she turns to me and says. ""my friends tell me you are a pedophile."" To which I reply ""That is an awfully big word for a 10 year old"""
"I am Buzz Aldrin; The second man to walk on the moon. Neil before me."