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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a bear without an ear? **B**"

"[Being kidnapped] Me: i can feel it.. Stockholm syndrome kidnapper: its been 10 minutes me: should we invite your brother to the wedding?"

"What does George Bush Jr and Michael Jackson have in common? Bush did 9/11 and Jackson did 9 11 year-olds."

"Everyone at this whistling convention looks extremely suspicious."

"How to you make a Hormone? You kick her in the groin."

"I'm planning on ringing the new year in with a kiss ... whether my dog likes it or not."

"Did you hear about the mechanic who was addicted to brake fluid? He said he could stop at anytime."

"What would my hippie side be doing right now? I already know that"

"My wife accused me of fogging up our bathroom mirror But I really can't see myself doing that."

"I was chatting with this cute 14 y/o online She said she was an undercover police officer. How cool for someone her age!"