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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your father's cock tastes like blood."
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"Renewing your wedding vows is like agreeing on a double life sentence to prison."
"Fat joke You are so fat, your shadow died from a heart attack."
"a porn where both people are wearing nothing but Sketchers Shape-Ups"
"Break-up if you can't be faithful. Stay faithful or stay single."
"What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks? A two-weeker"
"What sex act did the mobster offer his boss? A goodfellatio"
"My kitchen timer broke..good thing I wasn't counting on it."
"If I were a farmer, how would I measure my height? From my head, tomatoes. Hope no one has heard this before, thought of it while driving."
"What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up."