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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people think my real name is Jennifer, because it's not, it's Jennitalia."

"What if 85% of Homeless veterans are 2LTs lost on a land navigation course?"

"Why do they call him shitman? His name is steven hitman"

"What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? A Freudian Sleep."

"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."

"Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it."

"The longest joke in the world it's actually longer than allowed on reddit so here's a link: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the ""George"" Four-Man Grill."

"Everybody is a little weird, except you and I... ...and I'm not so sure about you."

"My neighbor started mowing his yard at 6am so I opened all my windows and vacuumed because I don't understand how revenge works."