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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it."
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"I vote we change the name ""hoodie"" to ""bother-my-neck-on-the-couch-ie"""
"The invention of the wheel was revolutionary. The lightbulb was a brilliant idea, and the rocket's invention is simply out of this world."
"In general, the wronger it is, the louder it's shouted."
"What will a monster eat in a restaurant? The waiter."
"What do they call cunnilingis in India? A punjob."
"My washing machine is racist.. It only likes whites with whites and colors w colors.."
"Your mother ."
"Why do muslims love classical music? It has lots of violins"
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