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Joke of the Day

"When people are trending on twitter, I know that they died or said something racist."

"If I hear another conversation about that stupid dress... I'm going to beat them until they're white and gold."

"I'm not dumb, I just have a lot of blonde moments."

"SORRY I REPLACED EVERYTHING IN YOUR FIRST AID KIT WITH BAGS OF BEEF JERKY YOU MIGHT BE MAD NOW BUT YOU'LL THANK ME LATER"

"Police Chief: There has been a car hi on Seventh Street Police Officer: Don't you mean a hijack? Chief: No, he had an iPhone 7"

"Damn girl are you the meta? 'Cause I really didn't need this cumback."

"I have this joke about Ebola... But you probably wouldn't get it."

"Solar powered watch free to collector This is not a wind up."

"How do you know when a politician is lying? When you see their lips moving!"

"I'd buy more Tupperware containers from the supermarket if they came with cupcakes in them."