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Joke of the Day
"I have this joke about Ebola... But you probably wouldn't get it."
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"if someone else is in the picture with you why do some people still call it a ""selfie""?....that's a ""groupie"""
"When used as directed, Axe Body Spray makes a good substitute for tear gas."
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste!"
"How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children? Backwards."
"My haircuts are just like my sex life Usually do it myself and there's a big mess I hate cleaning up afterwards."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 is a six offender."
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.."
"Who finds america? Funny Joke Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"[my first day working on The Avengers set] *leans over to Joss Whedon* I hear this Josh Sweden guy is a real dork"