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Joke of the Day

"Solar powered watch free to collector This is not a wind up."

"Why'd the hipster burn his mouth? He had his soup before it was cool."

"What do terrorists and the England football team have in common? They will never win"

"What is a porn star's favorite allergy medicine? (NSFW?) Bend'n'dryl"

"What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage? I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time."

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? (you're mom can't take a joke)"

"Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a ""take charge kind of guy"" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal."

"I was dating a strong, independent, black doorknob recently. She was quite difficult to handle"

"Hello 911? I was doing that thing where you pretend to walk down stairs behind a couch only it worked. I have no idea where I am. Help me."

"Just started coaching some retarded children in football The passing isn't very good yet, but the dribbling is fantastic."