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Joke of the Day
"Solar powered watch free to collector This is not a wind up."
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"New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar."
"What do you call Catholics who marry Jews? Cashews!"
"If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific"
"What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory? Bombay."
"The length of my penis was in the Guinness Book Of World Records Untill the librarian told me to take it out"
"What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!"
"I would like to meet the man who invited beer. And buy that guy a beer. Edit: invented."
"Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog."
"Falling off Bed A lunatic falls off his bed. He quickly gets up. 10 minutes later, he falls again. He thinks to himself ""Good thing I got up 10 minutes ago, or I might have fallen on myself"""