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Joke of the Day
"I'm not dumb, I just have a lot of blonde moments."
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"Gonorrhea is the name of the medication used to treat diarrhea, right?"
"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods."
"TIL After years of research, scientists have positively concluded that the most effective way to make your penis bigger is using a magnifying glass"
"If I were Zorro, I'd hand out business cards with a Z on them. That way I wouldn't have to take my sword everywhere."
"When I was about 14/15 I wanted to be a plumber, then I wanted to be a firefighter, then pizza delivery man,then I stopped watching porn."
"I like my women how I like my weather moist and unstable."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"" is terrible advice for a recovering alcoholic."
"What did the green light say to the red light? I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up."
"""Nice"" - first kangaroo to realise it had a pocket"