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Joke of the Day
"Which sex position makes the ugliest kids? Ask your parents"
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"I figured out why we abbreviate BlowJob with BJ 'cuz it's a mouthful"
"Still laughing about that time my grandmother said God told her to put my grandfather in an asylum because he was hearing voices in his head"
"Where does bad light end up? in prism"
"Is your refrigerator running? ...must've been made in France"
"What do you want to do before you tickle someone? Test-tickles"
"I don't want to play a band instrument at school because I only get F minor"
"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? Are you my mother?"
"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph.Why?Because he's too short to be an essay."
"A husband and wife are fighting. The wife says ""You've got the smallest penis I've ever seen!"" The husband shoots back ""Then we're a perfect fit for each other, cause you're a shallow cunt!"""