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Joke of the Day
"How are Americans and poles similar? Running into one could really ruin your day."
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"Glad I read the label on that Clorox. I was about to rub it in my eyes and keep it in the reach of so many children."
"A Mexican plays uno, And steals all the green cards.."
"I sleep less, I'm tired. I sleep more, I'm tired. Life is impossible."
"Ugly scenes in centre of Leicester this evening An 'anti Trump' protestor threw a traffic cone, narrowly missing US President by 5802 miles"
"A girl never comments on another unless she's jealous."
"How many Dubstep fans does it take to catch a fish? Three. One to fish and two to catch the bass as it drops."
"I just told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high. She looked surprised."
"I Support a Woman's Right to Choose Between the Staircase and a Coat hanger"
"What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."