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Joke of the Day
"What fish is the most valuable? A goldfish."
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"Sex with two is a twosome, sex with three is a threesome. Why do you think guys are called handsome?"
"""You clean up nicely"", is just a polite way of saying, ""You usually look like shit."""
"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" died yesterday... He was caught in a trap."
"How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"Nothing says ""I've given up"" like a fat person with a stomach tattoo."
"Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed"
"I watched my dog chase his tail in circles for ten minutes. It amazed me how stupid and easily entertained he was. Then I realized I had just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes."
"Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him."
"Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice......"