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"Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9"
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"I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna."
"Lesbian relationships The other day a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer."
"God gave you alcohol, sex and music. Why do you all talk about politics?!"
"How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony? It ain't hard."
"[breaking up yet another fight] Me: Why do you always fight with your sisters? 6-year-old: Because I always win."
"This one earned some cutting remarks. If it weren't for the table saw accident, I wouldn't be half the person I am today."
"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag? One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers."
"Why stop with two L's Lloyd? why?"