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Joke of the Day
"How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree."
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"People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check."
"An old man told me this old joke: What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store? ""Hello, ladies"""
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"Whats the difference between a cricket ball and an Aboriginals pussy? You can eat a cricket ball"
"Why aren't lions cannibals? They can't swallow their pride."
"What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !"
"A man went to the register with only a box of condoms. The cashier asked 'Sir, do you want a bag?' He replied 'No thanks, she's not that ugly'"