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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !"
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"Why don't bats sleep outside? You ever deal with a sunburned asshole?"
"Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it ""Who Gives A Fuk"""
"What does a soviet call someone with good vision? Glasnots."
"Geese just call them bumps."
"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."
"Nicki Minaj is my favorite teletubby"
"Environmentally friendly means to stop burning bridges and just throw people off of them"
"A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it"
"stay safe this international men's day. make sure your man is at least 165 degrees in the center"