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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command."

"What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Dug"

"What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off? A power strip."

"UBER: Sounds better than ""Let's get in this strange man's car!"""

"What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys? Leave my presents"

"What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails? Jesus"

"My New Year's resolutions: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count."

"Some people need a sympathetic pat on the head... with a hammer."

"If a grandpa has a child with his granddaughter he's a great grandpa... but a horrible father."

"What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems."