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Joke of the Day

"How many Jews does it take to fix a country? -6 million"

"What do a fag and a parrot have in common? Shit on their stick"

"I asked a comedian what performing in the Soviet Union was like. Apparently, back then, it was all about the execution."

"Did you hear the one...? Did you hear the one about the Concubine and the Muse...? Fucking Inspirational...!!!"

"If there's enough room to spell 'bootylicious' on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't."

"Just pulled into the 'Expecting Mothers' parking spot at Walmart because I'm fully expecting to lose my shit on one of my kids in there."

"Do you know who has the most home runs in MLB history? Barry Bonds... Do you know who leads the MLB in strikeouts pitched? Nolan Ryan... Do you know who has been hit by the most balls? Liberaci"

"My mate recently lost all of his fingers in a horrible accident. I can't even begin to imagine how he feels."

"If a kid refuses to go to sleep during nap time... Is he guilty of resisting a rest?"

"I respected tiger sharks a lot more after I realized how many hurdles tigers and sharks had to overcome to breed with each other."