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Joke of the Day

"Alcohol doesn't get people drunk, people get people drunk. Drunk people get other drunk people extra drunk. People drunk people drunk people"

"Chocolate fountains are so 20th century. This is the future. At my wedding we're having a burrito fountain."

"What do you call two Jews having sex? A Kosher pork"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The Road done him a bad turn."

"why didn't Hitler pass algebra? He didn't know the final solution."

"Do you know what i did the first time i got a boner? Went outside. I didn't know how big it would get."

"World's shortest mathematical joke Let 0"

"What did Russia say to Ukraine? Crimea River"

"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes."

"What do you call a magic owl? Hoodini"