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Joke of the Day

"why didn't Hitler pass algebra? He didn't know the final solution."

"Have you ever tried North Korean food? [Neither have they](#s)"

"Guys, you're spraying on too much. It's a reason the word ""cologne"" rhymes with ""alone""."

"On Fridays, I always dress for what the weather is going to be at 3am when I drunkenly lock myself out of my apartment."

"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high... She seemed surprised."

"Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks."

"i drive the golf carts in gta most because i was never allowed to in real life. i also stab chairs because im not allowed to do that either"

"Mufasa means King. So their parents literally named their sons King and Garbage. No wonder Scar wanted everyone dead."

"Did you hear about the Mexicans that robbed the train museum? I don't know why they did it but they must have had a pretty 'loco' motive."

"I hate being a prominent political figure. No-one wants to date a guy with aides."