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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."

"Kid goes to buy weed for the first time. Kid: how much you want for that half ounce? Dealer: 4 20s Ill go hide in shame."

"""Oh yeah, let's run to the hills. That sounds like a great idea."" -Ironic Maiden"

"Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps"

"A balding person in denial is probably like maybe it's all in my head."

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"Q: Why should you never run in front of a bus? A: You will get tired."

"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was *two tired*."

"There wad a 4 car pile up in Mexico today. . 93 people died."

"Mix it up a little. Text a random phone number the following msg: ""The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?"""