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Joke of the Day

"Okay, wait a second. I pee, I do my belt, THEN I wash my hands. I don't know about you but I've never, ever washed my belt."

"Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit? The Khajiit."

"In honour of Back To The Future, I just went back in time one hour. That's the joke."

"What do The Police do to catch criminals easily? Sting operation, of course!"

"Old English Churches by Beverley Minster"

"I call bullshit, airport baby changing station! I wanted an Asian baby but I'm stuck with the white kid I flew in with."

"How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out? You can see the definition."

"What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular? This post."

"My rare penny collection isn't very wise... It completely lacks common cents."

"What do you call a womans vagina after having a baby... ""Baby Gap"""