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Joke of the Day

"Saw some kids building sandcastles on the beach so I ran and jumped on one of them. Then I wrecked his sandcastle."

"What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"What was Jesus favorite games? Hangman and lacrosse"

"What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed? Hummuside"

"I if I had a Gender for every... World war"

"It's colder than a well digger's ass."

"""You're the bomb!"" No, you're the bomb!"" A compliment in America but an argument in the Middle East Too soon?"

"Where do internet pirates get their loot? From pier to pier."

"Downside to a threesome? You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1"

"[Image] An image speaks louder than words. If words can be offencive, more so can be images. So avoid all words and images that can offend someone."