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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two gay scientists breaking up? A homolytic fission."
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"You can tell a lot about someone by the tank top they wear. For instance, if they wear a tank top, they're probably a dick."
"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz. They all gave it one star."
"[Enters baby room late at night] *flicks switch* [baby's got a raccoon in a headlock] ""What the-"" DAD CLOSE THE DOOR THIS PUNK OWES ME MONEY"
"What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A pork chop."
"What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit? r/Jokes. Everything there is recycled, including this post."
"I don't get sports lingo. It's always offsides this, penalty that, murder this, sexual assault that."
"[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* ""No...why do you ask?"""
"What did the french say to the Nazis when they invaded ? Table for 50,000?"
"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everyone can roast beef"