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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two gay scientists breaking up? A homolytic fission."
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"With Instagram's new video function, we will now be able to hear the quacks from all the duck faces."
"I carry a bar of soap in my pocket so when someone tries to talk to me I can pull it out and say someone is paging me and leave."
"I know it wouldn't be ""environmentally friendly"" but I wish someone would invent disposable handkerchiefs."
"I got caught taking a piss in the swimming pool earlier... The lifeguard shouted so loudly that I nearly fell in!"
"Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork"
"Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache until I tried it feet first."
"So I gave a Friar a joint.... He's a High Priest now..."
"i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was ""cool. that bird makes more money than me"""
"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20. His father says, ""Ten dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""