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Joke of the Day
"9/11 jokes They're just too plane"
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"What would life be without plumbing? Shitty"
"what did the banana say to the vibrator? What are YOU shaking for?....................................... She's going to eat me!"
"Dudes in skinny jeans...there's no need for sex if you're already in her pants..."
"What did Princess Diana say when she reached the ball? ***gagging noises*** PS: I don't know how to spell that out."
"Q: What holds the moon up? A: Moonbeams."
"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Oh don't worry, *they'll tell you*."
"""Houston we ... are fine."" Female astronaut probably"
"Do you have a Tex-Mex emergency? call 9-Juan-Juan"
"So I heard, that after a long debate, they finally announced the hide and seek champion of 2014. 1st place went to Malaysia Airlines Flight 370!"