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Joke of the Day

"I take my women the same way i take my presidents. Half black and no Bush."

"What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!"

"I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory."

"Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout."

"Al Gore to protest Amy Winehouse funeral... Something that toxic should not be going in the ground!"

"French prostitutes in Pakistan come from La'whore Me to friend: What would you like, breast or legs? Friend to me: pussy, pussy and only pussy Me to friend: We are at KFC, not in a whorehouse"

"Fun prank: Super glue a baby to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up as they walk by"

"A knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't keep making you knock only to have me keep saying banana over and over again in preparation for the punchline?"

"What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent."

"The weather in New England meant they had to delay the victory parade for the Patriots. They must feel really deflated."