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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants? Because Chernobyl fallout."
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"A joke I made up What happened to wendy on her way to neverland? She peed her pants (read out loud)"
"It's everybodies favourite day of the year World IBD day! Ah shit, I'm missing a colon"
"Remember ""pantsing"" people in high school... sneaking up behind one of your bros and slipping an extra pair of pants on over his pants"
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