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Joke of the Day

"[First date] Him:""Waiter!"" Waiter:""Sir?"" Him:""Could you check the toilets? My date has been gone 2 hours. Also, her coat has been stolen"""

"Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award? Leonardo Di Cardio"

"There's only one similarity between Donald Trump and Feminists. Redditors hate them both."

"What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless"

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 2 to 4 weeks."

"If black people have the race card, women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump card."

"Next time you decide to complain about your problems, just remember, some guy out there has Snooki as his mom ..."

"Kinda weird how much we're attracted to each other's genitals even though they're gross."

"With a stolen credit card, who WOULDN'T go straight to Wendy's to get 2 Double Stacks and a small Sprite? So thanks for asking for ID, lady."

"Waiter, I'll have what he's having. Ok sir. One fly in your soup. Anything else?"