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Joke of the Day
"All of my suspicions are sneaking around."
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"I almost had a threesome last night, All I needed was two more women."
"Piglet: *sees recipe book* Honey-glazed...Pooh, what's ham? WinniethePooh: A food that goes well with honey. Now, how about a nice hot bath?"
"What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans? The scaffolding"
"What's the difference between a snowman on the toilet and O'Shea Jackson on the toilet? One is shitting ice cubes and the other is Ice Cube shitting."
"I thought my vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant. But it turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"
"Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets."
"I'm starting to think that the gym isn't really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later."
"That awkward moment when you accidently knock a 90 year old over trying to get to the buffet first."
"What do you call a fat lady that can tell your future? A four-chin teller"