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Joke of the Day

"I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set"

"I'm never wrong! One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!"

"Today I rented a prostitute... It was whore-ible"

"Laughter really is the best medicine... Except for diarrhea."

"What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association"

"Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother. I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother. Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers."

"I didn't want to believe my flatmate was stealing from his job as highway maintenance ...but when I got home all the signs were there."

"Apologizing for canceling a meeting is like saying sorry for buying me a beer."

"I hate insects puns, they really bug me."

"If Usain Bolt ever becomes a zombie we are all screwed."