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Joke of the Day

"why was the blonde staring at the light bulb for long hours with her mouth open? because the doctor advised her to ""eat light"""

"What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady? but we would never know because he couldn't stand up?"

"If my iPod doesn't work in the next few minutes, I'm throwing it in the river. It can either sync or swim."

"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."

"Did you hear what that guy said to the Reddit moderator the other day? **[Deleted]**"

"I met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit?"

"What's the funniest number ever? l0l"

"A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece ofcelery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right."

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Those dirty bastards."

"All of the world's natural disaster met to decide which one was the worst. Avalanche won by a landslide."