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Joke of the Day

"A friend got some vinegar in his ear now he suffers from pickled hearing."

"How does Moses make his tea... ... Hebrews it"

"Hooker What did the guy say to the hooker after he was finished? Well I'm going to leave it with you!"

"Marriage? Ha. Fatherhood? Please. I rarely feel so manly as when I put together a piece of furniture and have no screws left over."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger's computer Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 8, he replied: ""I still love Vista, baby"""

"You know what my grandpa said right before he kicked the bucket? Hey, watch how far I can kick this bucket!"

"I wanted to be a tailor. But I didn't suit the job."

"Our Xmas dinner also happens to be my New Year's resolution Bone-less turkey"

"Hey, Reddit! Guess what! Chicken butt."

"Why couldn't Batman go to the movie? Because it was rated ""PG"""