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Joke of the Day
"""I suppose you have to live somewhere."" - A more accurate motto for the state of Utah."
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"What did the priest announce before he went for a bath? ""Speak now or forever hold your pee!"""
"WHAT DO WE WANT? RACE CAR NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?? NEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
"Did you hear about the woman who replaced her addiction to ornithology with alcohol? She was described as being off her tits."
"Two fish are in a tank... The first fish says to the second fish, ""How do we drive this thing?"""
"50 cent declares bankrupcy... he hasnt got a dollar to his name"
"What do you call a musician with a college degree? Night manager at McDonalds."
"If someone tells you they don't like some particular word, do not torment them with it. To do so is totally moist."
"What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon? Kermits finger."
"I think I've found the cure for AIDS. It was in the bathroom cabinet after all."