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Joke of the Day

"Radio Shack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into."

"Picture us, making love. Wrong. More cheese."

"My son needed a Bone Marrow transplant & we found a perfect match in Argentina. The operation took place & was a great success. My thanks go out to Diego, Marrow Donor."

"What does smoking a cigarette and eating a pussy have in common? [NSFW] The flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt."

"When I was a younger man girls used to ""check me out"". Now women just ""keep an eye on me"""

"Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads. That's a lie. On an unrelated note, I need that guy's address."

"What does Sifu stand for in Kung Fu Panda? Does it mean ""Sorry I Fucked Up""?"

"Time goes by quicker when you have fun But one does not simply have fun"

"A father and son were watching a movie together The son says ""Daddy I'm scared. Is that woman going to die?"" And the father replied with ""Well, I don't know son. That is a pretty big horse cock."""

"I'd like to say the best moment of a woman's life is giving birth, but it's actually seeing an old nemesis and realizing she got really fat."