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Joke of the Day
"What does Sifu stand for in Kung Fu Panda? Does it mean ""Sorry I Fucked Up""?"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all it's a cadillac !"
"How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day? None"
"A man goes to visit the doctor Man: Did the test results come back? Doc: Yes, and the prognosis isn't good. Man: Well how long do I have? Doc: About 10. Man: 10 what? Years? Months? Doc: 8... 7...."
"Your water broke? Do I look like an idiot? You can't ""break"" water...get back to work."
"LinkedIn is a terrible dating site"
"An iPhone 7 walks into a bar ... I'll have a Jack please!"
"Blowdryer Incident Bob's wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing? Apparently, ""heating up your breakfast"" was not the right answer!"
"A husband and a wife were having dinner... ... the wife dropped some tomato sauce on her top and said 'ugh, I look like a pig'. The husband responds 'AND you have tomato sauce on your top!'"
"Captain America: ok Avengers, we can defeat Ultron if we work as a team. Remember, no man is an island Island Man: oh come on not this again"