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Joke of the Day
"When I was a younger man girls used to ""check me out"". Now women just ""keep an eye on me"""
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"How do you make a hormone? Pay well, and give her the best time you can."
"They say every 2 out of 3 people live next door to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"
"Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?"
"""That kid..."" That kid is so nerdy, he's as classy as Frank Sinatra, haha... Wait..."
"So the Mayor of London Boris Johnson has knocked a 10 year old boy to the ground... Then again... wouldn't be the first time a British MPs tackle has hurt an under aged child would it?"
"What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building? Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building"
"Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep? He was **narco**leptic."
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? ""Dam."""
"Coming out with a hair product line.... For philosophers, religious and introspective types... it's called ""The Human Conditioner""."