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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a handjob in chemistry? Strokeiometry"
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"How do you get an art major off your porch? Pay for the pizza"
"Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March."
"THIS IS MY LOCKER ROOM TALK GUY: Hey, do you know if they supply towels here? ME: Please don't look at me, my shirt is off."
"So a developer walks into a var ..that's all I got"
"What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious? Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target"
"Build-A-Bear won't let you stuff your animal with asbestos or bees so what's the point"
"""I have 37 pairs of shoes, 23 purses, 9 pairs of sunglasses & an overflowing closet but how dare you waste $200 on that stupid toy!"" - Women"
"My mom threw away all my Linkin Park CDs and kicked me out of the house. But in the end it doesn't even matter."
"Girls heres how to tell if a guy wants you for sex 1) He does"