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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a handjob in chemistry? Strokeiometry"
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"prayers by believers to a ""Sweet Jesus"" imply additional deities: Sour Jesus, Salty Jesus, Umami Jesus and, most frighteningly, Bitter Jesus"
"Did you know there's a species of antelope that can jump higher than a two story house? This is mostly because the antelope has powerful hind leg muscles, and houses can't jump."
"[crouches down] [rubs earth between fingers] 'The pizza went that way ..'"
"Always ask ""are you voting for Sanders?"" before sex. If they say ""yes"" you know they are too young."
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"If you ever see a creepy clown... Go for the juggler"
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"The average American male has a 5"" penis, but the average American male says he has 7"". Brendan would say that is the same thing... perfect."
"Knock, knock jokes You know, the person who made knock knock jokes really deserves a no-bell prize!"