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Joke of the Day
"Time goes by quicker when you have fun But one does not simply have fun"
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"On the phone to the chinese food place & my cat's all chatty... I cover the receiver and hiss ""Shhh, you want them to hear you?"""
"Why does being a Chinese knight suck? Because everyone always aims for the chink in the armor."
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"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but no one knows how they got in there."
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