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Joke of the Day

"My son needed a Bone Marrow transplant & we found a perfect match in Argentina. The operation took place & was a great success. My thanks go out to Diego, Marrow Donor."

"I don't care if you're here to murder me we take our shoes off in this house."

"There is rumor of a new ""Amish Flu"" out of Pennsylvania... the symptoms are low grade fever, and you will get a little hoarse and Buggy."

"I wish I were as attractive to women as I am to mosquitoes."

"What does idk stand for? Literally everyone I ask doesn't know."

"Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris."

"Why was the hipster sweating? ...He wore a scarf before it was cool."

"I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too. Hopefully they'll never meet."

"When Harry Potter ejaculates, it's HP sauce For those who don't know, [HP sauce](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HP_Sauce) is a brown sauce sold in the UK."

"Sugar is the only word in English language in which ""Su"" is pronounced as ""Shu"". I am pretty sure about it."