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Joke of the Day

"Women who seek to be equal to men...LACK AMBITION!"

"You guys should read ""It's normal here"" a biography of a Chinese exchange student who was sexually assaulted. written by Quinton Chingme"

"I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig....It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep."

"What do you call a kid with no arms or legs. Names."

"Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos."

"DAEEM GURRL . . . you must be suicidal thoughts, cause you've been running through my mind all day. - Jim Hamilton"

"What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ? it floats."

"Why should you wrap your hamster in duct tape? So it won't explode when you fuck it."

"What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave? Idk, I was too busy jacking off..."

"Life is so unfair. Why does eating make you fat? Killing people should make you fat. Being an asshole should make you fat. GOD WHY EATING??"