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Joke of the Day

"Holocaust joke How do you get a jewish woman's number? You roll up her sleeve."

"Two dogs are arguing And one of them says ""Well your mom's a bitch!"""

"What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style? The blowout"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One of them shucks between fits."

"Everyone seems so happy for you until they realize your baby carrier is just filled with mozzarella sticks."

"friend: Are you eating a whole frozen pizza by yourself? me: It was on sale for $4 friend: I wasnt asking because I thought it was expensive"

"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."

"Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house? It was made of pranks."

"You know when birds fly in an arrow formation? You know the reason why one side is sometimes longer then the other? Well, there's more birds on that side."

"Baby you were beautiful Until your Photoshop 30 days trial expired"