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Joke of the Day

"Having survived numerous mysterious strangers attempting to kill him as a child, Hitler swore revenge on a cruel world."

"(Flash of brilliance while out shopping) My friend asked me what my favorite store to shop at was. I couldn't decide, so I said I love ""them all"""

"What is the difference between a woman and a forklift? There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand."

"Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year."

"*me, at high school prom Me: So, you wanna dance? Her: Definitely! M: Can you tell me why?"

"How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble."

"Best thing ever is when you see your X-Girlfriend and she is now your XL-girlfriend"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

"Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy... 5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails."

"Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!"