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Joke of the Day
"I want to be a comedian But I'm afraid people will laugh at me"
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"Have you heard about that new movie 'Constipation'? It hasn't come out yet."
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"What's Hitler's favorite thing in the ocean? Adolfin! Where does he go to see them? NotSea World"
"What do you call a female sex change operation? an addadicktome!"
"Funniest joke I've ever heard. women's rights."
"I have never understood telephones ,i mean, how can sound travel at the speed of light"
"I went to the doctor today. He told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion. He says, Okay, you're ugly."
"I didn't recognize you It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""
"As I get older I realize my penis is like Jesus. It takes 3 days to reserect after a good beating."