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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female sex change operation? an addadicktome!"
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"I called the urologist's office for an appointment for erectile dysfunction. The girl on the phone checked the calendar and said, ""alright, let's see if we can get you in.."" I said, ""exactly."""
"Having sex is like playing a game of bridge If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
"ME: I got pizza sauce on my mouse. I need a new one. IT DEPARTMENT: You should just be able to wipe it off. ME: Too late, I ate it."
"I hate people that drink in order to have fun. Why can't they say it's great just to drink, whether you have fun or not?"
"How do you confuse a straight person? Tell them they're straight."
"My daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon so she's either asking Santa to hook up her old man or writing a letter to child services."
"Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often? Because they Muslim."
"""tell me doc, is it bad news?"" ""you've got piles"" ... ""piles of health that is! LOL"" ... ""except in your legs. gonna have to amputate those"""
"how do you make a dog go meow Put it in the freezer then overnight then cut it in half with the chainsaw in the morning ""Mmmmeeeeeooowwwww"""