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Joke of the Day

"Where do drinks go on vacation? Coaster Rica"

"We should head on over to that schizophrenic party. It sounds like a lot of people are there."

"Why is it called the ""color TV""? Because it was invented by a black person!"

"PSA: Always tip your prostitutes. Small tips are fine. That's what they get paid for."

"TIL During World War 2 over 200 civilian and resistance soldiers of Albania managed to ambush a convoy of soldiers and destroy their equipment. Reports say the soldiers did nazi them coming"

"Do you know why black people have large nostrils? Because they have big fingers."

"Friday...Gods Gift to the working People"

"When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space & finish building my Death Star before we go."

"What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists? The Spiders from Mars :("

"What's worse than waking up with a boner? Realizing it's not yours."