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Joke of the Day

"I didn't recognize you It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""

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"What did the comedian say to the girl who looked like a virgin? ""You have untapped potential"""
"What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college? About thirty thousand dollars a year."
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"Pirate, land lubber Yarrrr, Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident? For they are always on shore..."
"A Church threw a Celibacy Party. Nobody came."
"*spits out coffee* VERB IS A NOUN"
"My wife got mad at me for my long-term addiction to watching Bruce Willis movies. I told her old habits die hard"