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Joke of the Day
"How do you beat the Islanders? Give 'em a 3 goal lead"
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"This subreddit has terrible puns on pretty much every subject. In particular, it has puns about the Scottish."
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"What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight."
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"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get their little legs apart?"
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"Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!"